all of a sudden,
your cat. starts. speaking. to. you.
It tells you that it's harboring a rare genetic mutation,
and the group is deployed by Cuban militia, to contain the threat.
This disorder is spread through contact with airborn particles, that imediatley attack the mind and nervous system, rendering the infected with abnormally strong senses, a major boost in intellegence, and the ability to convert carbon into any form they wish.
However, the virus feeds off of the hosts tissue, untill they have nothing else to give to it.
It has twice the metabolism of you.
I’m more freaked out by this fucking cat! fuck what else is going on.